Yesterday was SUCH a nice, warm day! I absolutely loved it! There was not a moment to lose! Mark and I got our swimsuits out, camera, towels, and off we went to the clubhouse to swim. While we were there, we were enjoying the amenities of the clubhouse just like a couple of ladies and children that had arrived before us. LET me give you a little forum on these 'children'. These 'children' or should I say 'boys' were throwing rocks into the pool; snorkels into the pool; fighting amongst each; playing favorites; MUST I GO ON.... I tried to ignore them, so while Mark and I were taking these really cool pictures I am about to show you, one of the mothers came over and asked me to get the snorkels from the deep end. Sure, I thought (not knowing what I was getting myself into). I go down there, and when I come up, she says I have mascara on my face and she gets her thumb and gets her SPIT (YES! HER FRESH GROWN SPIT) and wipes the side of my nose..... alright... so that made it better......
Later in the pool, I start stepping on the rocks.. great! Mark gets one rock and tosses it out. The kids intentionally get the snorkels and throw them and in and yell at us to get them... I ignore them because they are not my children..... (My question: Where are the mothers?- They are talking and sunbathing) Then, I go get the snorkels a few more times and ignore them a few more times and while Mark was coming towards me from the one side of the pool, I heard THE MOST APPALLING THING FROM TWO LITTLE 5 Year-olds! (I will keep this as rated-G as possible) and I quote: "I want to kiss her A**!," "Yeah, I want to kiss her A**!" and then I turned and the one little boy turned to the other and said, "What did you say? What did you say?" HELLO? I am NOT STUPID LITTLE TWIRP! I saw and heard you the entire time! You might as well say it to my face ya little slime ball!
I told Mark and he started laughing! I wanted to laugh too! I was getting the gitty-up by two little 5-year-olds! That is nasty! Hell-a NO! Anyways, I asked Mark to come with me to talk to the moms. That was awkward... "Uhm, ma'am, your two little boys just said they want to kiss my A**"..... tell me thats not awkward.....
Man if those were my boys........
5 comments:
nice hair... lol
That is some fierce hair you've got going on. Mark looks thrilled to be there. And seriously, what are 5 year old boys doing talking like that. Shame on their parents for crying out loud.
wow.... I think you went into the wrong business......circus pictures might be more up your alley....ha.....just kidding....you are beautiful! Um, tell those pervs to never leave their house, and tell the moms to go to parenting school.
NO KIDDING
ANNIE! YOU HAVE A BLOG! If you make it private you better add me! We still need to go to Maglebys Fresh!
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